Owen Cook <rcook@pcug.org.au> wrote in article
<3475ce6e.110454@newshost.pcug.org.au>...
> > " It was four weeks late once" he said, "but it had the good
> grace to arrive at the right time, and on the right day of the
> week"
>
> Well it seemed a reasonable story, but then he tossed in a golden
> oldie..A nine month pregnant lady got off the train, and the SM
> said to her "You shouldn't have been travelling in that
> condition" to which she replied.."I wasn't when I joined this
> train"
>
> >